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Post by StephenColbert on Oct 25, 2003 14:07:22 GMT -5
Open the and we'll burn your house down. umm dont you or
ok, open the door or be'll burn your house down
-the emporors new groove
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Post by MarySchuhriemen on Oct 27, 2003 16:49:57 GMT -5
Lady Astor: "If I was your wife, I'd put poison in your tea!" Churchill: "If I was your husband, I'd drink it!" "If a tree falls to the ground, and noooooooobody heard it, does the tree make a noise??" -anoying philosophy question that I believe has an obvious answer..... "You're STILL NOT LISTENING!!!!!!!!!!"--Mike form monsters' inc. "How many times have I told you to stay away from those power couplings?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" --Obi-wan from episode II "They are saying that the South would have won the battle of Shilo IF Jonston hadn't died.....but they are using the "IF"s of war.....IF all of our bullets missed the rebels, and IF all of their's had found a target, then the South would have not only won the battle, but the war." --US Grant, personal memoirs
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JillVanDerway
CHARG(E)ing up
It's nOt wh3n WilD anImaLs AtTaCk,., It's WheN stUpId PpL GeT BIt!!
Posts: 69
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Post by JillVanDerway on Oct 27, 2003 18:28:17 GMT -5
this has gota be my fav of like all time i think its very very funni,.,.,
roses are red violets are blue im a skit_so_fre_nick and so am i,.,.,.,.,.,.,. {}{what about bob }{}
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Post by StephenColbert on Oct 28, 2003 9:45:22 GMT -5
I wasted time. Now time doth waste me.
-shakespeare
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Post by ToriTelfer on Oct 29, 2003 17:58:06 GMT -5
*whispers* (((it's "shakespeare")))
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
-Spike Milligan
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Post by StephenColbert on Nov 14, 2003 7:39:59 GMT -5
The key to writing, is to write
-William (Finding Forrester)
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Post by JohnSchuhriemen on Jan 18, 2004 23:14:28 GMT -5
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
There are more fools in the world than there are people. Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid. Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Unknown
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too. Lichty and Wagner
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess (1917 - 1993)
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. Dan Rather (1931 - )
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988), "The Peter Principle"
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Post by JoshSlone on Jan 26, 2004 19:00:00 GMT -5
The ultimate answer to ANY math problem:
"I cannot answer this question, it is against my religious principles."
-Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes"
What the aff team says to the neg team before a debate round:
"Resistance is Futile."
-The BORG
"You'll get used to it."
-Me
"And your point is?"
-Me (again)
"Hosta la Vista, Baby."
-The Terminator (1,2, & 3)
"Why?"
-B4 (ST:Nemesis)
"I must deactivate you. For how long? Indefinetly. How long is that ... A long time, brother."
-Data, conversing with B4, his android "brother". (Nemesis)
"What do you get when you combine Irish tempers with German tempers? The biggest nuclear blast ever."
-Me, and my mom (partially)
What to say in CX if you dont know what 2 say:
"What color are your socks?"
-Benjy
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Post by ToriTelfer on Jan 26, 2004 19:07:45 GMT -5
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Post by JoshSlone on Jan 26, 2004 19:59:11 GMT -5
thank u for correcting my sp (as i f it really needed it)
im not a Spanish expert
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Post by ToriTelfer on Jan 26, 2004 20:16:06 GMT -5
thank u for correcting my sp (as i f it really needed it) you seem to be confused, my friend. Don't use other lanuages unless you get them right.... or you risk being classified as a stereotypical american....
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Post by DavidRojas on Jan 26, 2004 21:18:33 GMT -5
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PaulHarrington
Just Plugged into CHARGE
either way you turn ill be there, open up your skull, and ill be there, climbing up the walls
Posts: 46
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Post by PaulHarrington on Jan 27, 2004 14:26:02 GMT -5
all of you out out of this thread you do not apreciat quotes
as an art as a materpiece
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Post by ApocalypseQ on Jan 28, 2004 7:11:33 GMT -5
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Post by ToriTelfer on Jan 28, 2004 22:40:32 GMT -5
all of you out out of this thread you do not apreciat quotes as an art as a materpiece Paul out of this thread you do not appreciate spelling as an art as a masterpiece
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