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Post by JasonPensa on Mar 17, 2004 21:04:13 GMT -5
How about Jason Pensa vs. Matt Beifuss?? Debate partners tend to fight and argue, don't they?? Well my money is on me. ;D Darth Maul vs. Aragorn That lightsaber would chop Aragorn's kingly sword in two with the first blow. Give the Strider a Jedi's saber, and he might have a fighting chance. Jack Sparrow vs. Yoda Hehehe... ok, Jedi sabers and the Force aside... Jack Sparrow all the way. I mean come on, this would be just one plain funny fight to see. Benjamin Wolfson vs. Luke Skywalker Not sure on this one... what is Benji like with a lightsaber?? Iggy vs. Taz Oh, oh, oh... I don't know if I could even stand to watch. What a fight. I'm not sure who would win, but I think it could be intresting to watch the two best mascots in the entire world fight. Well that's my thoughts for now, I'm sure I'll have more time to waste later... when I'm not so busy. His Servant, Jason
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Post by MattBeifuss on Mar 20, 2004 12:27:50 GMT -5
Iggy and Taz would decide its a waste of time mid-fight and then both gang up on some supervillain, like the Green Goblin, or Magneto. (Since that's what they do in their off time, fight crime and just generally be super.)
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Post by MattBeifuss on Mar 20, 2004 12:29:19 GMT -5
And no, *I* would win.
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Post by DavidRojas on Mar 20, 2004 13:01:05 GMT -5
How about Jason Pensa vs. Matt Beifuss?? Debate partners tend to fight and argue, don't they?? Well my money is on me. ;D I'd have to agree. If only because I have to drive in the same car every week with you and don't want you to beat me up every week. Darth Maul vs. Aragorn That lightsaber would chop Aragorn's kingly sword in two with the first blow. Give the Strider a Jedi's saber, and he might have a fighting chance. LOL... Exactly. I would still bet on Maul though, with his neat double-ended lightsaber. Consider that he took on not one but two Jedis, and was able to kill one of them. Jack Sparrow vs. Yoda Hehehe... ok, Jedi sabers and the Force aside... Jack Sparrow all the way. I mean come on, this would be just one plain funny fight to see. Well, if you take away one of the two fighter's main abilities, then yeah, of course the other would win! Yoda would cream Jack Sparrow if given his proper weaponry. I guess if you took away such advantages, he would seriously lose... Benjamin Wolfson vs. Luke Skywalker Not sure on this one... what is Benji like with a lightsaber?? I'm not sure if we want to know... Iggy vs. Taz Oh, oh, oh... I don't know if I could even stand to watch. What a fight. I'm not sure who would win, but I think it could be intresting to watch the two best mascots in the entire world fight. :: has no idea which is the superior mascot ::
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Post by ApocalypseQ on Mar 20, 2004 13:42:35 GMT -5
Iggy vs. Taz Oh, oh, oh... I don't know if I could even stand to watch. What a fight. I'm not sure who would win, but I think it could be intresting to watch the two best mascots in the entire world fight. I think I'm voting Iggy...he has a tie, and we all know how deadly those are
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Post by JoshSlone on Mar 22, 2004 14:24:31 GMT -5
Here's one:
Worf vs. Luke Skywalker
Results: Luke's blaster bolts would bounce off of Worf's personal sheild, same thing with Luke's Lightsaber. Then Worf would go "eat phasers" and vaporize Luke with a single shot.
Data vs. Yoda
Results: When Yoda goes to flip over Data, Data jumps up and grabs Yoda and spins him around at about 1Million RPM, then throws him(yoda) against a wall, breaking every bone in his(yoda's) body. And to top it off, Data pulls out his phaser, points it @ yoda and says "resistance, is futile" and fires. Bye, bye Yoda!
BORG vs. Stormtroopers
Results: All the BORG would need to do is is fire their arm-loaded phasers a few times and energize their defensive sheilds. the BORG adapt, stromtroopers dont.
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Post by StephenColbert on Mar 22, 2004 23:03:35 GMT -5
ok, someone hasn't seen any star wars movies...
warf VS. Luke
Luke doesnt use blasters. Lightsabers cut through just about anything. and jedi reflexes can dodge (or block) laser (or phaser if tou prefer) blasts.
Yoda Vs. Data
watch the yoda Vs. Dooko scene in episode II then tell me data can beat yoda. if data spins yoda at 1 mil. RPM's all yoda has to do is turn on his lightsaber, snd he's a giant buzzsaw. again. someone who hasn't seen the yoda dooku scene in episode II can say nothing about yoda's fighting ability.
borg Vs. Stormtrooper
at least you know something about star wars, except you forgat to mention that the storm trooper would get of about 100 shots (none of them hits) before he is fried
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Post by StephenColbert on Mar 22, 2004 23:05:12 GMT -5
Wolverine Vs. Bugs bunny
how would this turn out? is it even possible to kill bugs bunny?
kill da wabit, kill da wabit...
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Post by JoshSlone on Mar 24, 2004 15:53:52 GMT -5
lightsabers are basically lasers on sticks, ok.
so, what can a laser do to a Starfleet Personal defensive shield that is designed to withstand up to 1 gigawatt of energy. (dont argue with me on this stephen, ill win, i am a "Trekkie" as YOU would put it, i know more about ST than u can imagine.) so lightsabers are ineffective against shields, and i doubt that luke yoda, or anyone for that matter can dodge a wide-aperature phaser blast. (that kind of a blast would have a conical shape and extend 20' in diameter sideways and from floor to ceiling. now tell me yoda can dodge that!)
I leave you with some words from Plato:
"resistere est futilis"
learn Latin, youll love it
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Post by StephenColbert on Mar 24, 2004 19:46:19 GMT -5
your whle argument rests on the idea that lightsabers are lasers on sticks, which they aren't. don't argue with me Iknow more about star wars than u can imagine. if you knew anything about star wars, you would know that lightsbars cut through anything except lightsabers, and some energy sheilds. In episode I qui-gon cuts through a blast door like it's cheese, a second later the destroyer droids blast the heck out of it, and nothing happens.
luke and yoda don't use blasters.
tell me, if luke and or yoda are on the floor a few feet away from whoever they are fighting, the fazer would not be 20', it would be more like 3". I can dodge that WITHOUT jedi reflexes.
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Post by JonathanDinsmore on Mar 24, 2004 20:42:59 GMT -5
How about this scenario: the Jedi just grabs the fazer and then goes in for the kill?
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Post by StephenColbert on Mar 25, 2004 12:13:40 GMT -5
a wave of the hand and says "you are a worm" and no more problem.
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Post by DavidDinsmore on Mar 25, 2004 14:07:17 GMT -5
Anything is possible with force powers.
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Post by StephenColbert on Mar 25, 2004 23:59:16 GMT -5
now can we talk about something alot more interesting than some star trek character getting slaughtered by yoda or luke? what do you guys think Wolverine Vs. Bugs bunny how would this turn out? is it even possible to kill bugs bunny? kill da wabit, kill da wabit...
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Post by MattBeifuss on Mar 31, 2004 0:07:42 GMT -5
Bugs Bunny hands down. Wolverine, while more competant than Yosemite Sam or Elmer Fudd, is still very much an excellent target for Bugs Bunny. Bugs feeds off the rage his unkillablility creates in other, making him stronger with each failed attempt at his life. Wolverine has rage problems out the wazoo.
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